Good morning all! Today’s Lucky Dip is a little bit out of the ordinary, because instead of using the Book Depository’s search engine for my lucky dipping, I decided to send Mad Martha out into the real world to do some dipping at the Lifeline Bookfest!
For those not familiar with the Lucky Dip, it usually involves delving into the BD’s search engine to find the funniest or weirdest titles on a particular search term. For those unfamiliar with the Lifeline Bookfest, this is a semiannual second-hand book sale put on by the charity Lifeline. It’s been running for many, many years now, and although I haven’t bothered attending for at least the last six or seven years, I was inspired by a post by Jeann from Happy Indulgence back in January to send Mad Martha out into the world to do some real-life dipping into a large, conveniently located pile of books. Here’s a picture of her using the public transportation system to arrive safely at her goal:
How happy she looks to be out amongst the fleshlings! Without further ado, please enjoy the spoils of her toil in our first non-virtual Lucky Dip!
For those who have become bored with the Where’s Wally? concept and wish to test their observational skills in a real life context:
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Where’s Kevin?
Although one could just as easily ask the question, where is Macauley Culkin now?
For those who wish to get their kids onto the neverending cycle of fad diets and unattainable body image early, we have The Wizard, The Ugly and the Book of Shame:
At least, I assume that this book is aimed at dissatisfied women in their 30s. It certainly sounds like the sort of magazines they read.
For the youngster with a date with the juvenile justice system:
In case you can’t read that, it’s called Susie and the Wise Hedgehog go to Court. Yep.
If I had the choice between a trained lawyer and a cute little woodland creature I’d probably pick the hedgehog too.
Next is that book on every kid’s TBR pile:
It’s How Will I Behave Today and the Rest of My Life?
How indeed?! If Susie had read this book early on, maybe she wouldn’t have ended up going to court with a hedgehog, however wise said hedgehog might be.
Now for my favourite book filed in the Children’s section:
An Australian Murder Almanac: 130 Years of Chilling Crime
I admit, I nearly bought this one. After all, who could go past a book that labels a collection of murders such as those committed by “The Baby Killers” as a set of “gripping yarns”?
Panic not though, for although this book was obviously placed in the wrong section, I later came across this one:
A Child’s Book of True Crime
I’m not sure why the cover features a nice collection of Australian wildlife (unless that’s an artist’s impression of the dingo from the Chamberlain case with a hitherto unacknowledged Kookaburra accomplice) but it’s nice to know that kids get their very own tome related to the more base aspects of human nature.
So they were the best that Mad Martha could unearth in the short time that she spent rifling through the books on offer. She did, however, come across this serendipitous and inspired mash-up of book categories:
Honestly, you couldn’t script that, could you? Wonder how the New Agers felt about that pairing…
And finally, after coming across piles and piles of these:
We decided that Stephanie Meyers has a LOT to answer for. And the same goes for you, Collins:
There was an absolute abundance of these two sets of books. Mad Martha didn’t bother looking in the adult fiction but I’m sure there would have been more than a few stacks of Fifty Shades, unable to be sold yet unable to be burned to keep the homeless warm. A travesty.
So really, that was about it. Mad Martha mentioned that stepping into the children’s section in the $1 category was like taking a time-bending trip back to a primary school library of the 1980s. Bliss! She managed to pick up a long sought-after copy of Finders Keepers by Emily Rodda (in our favourite cover too!) and a slightly dog-eared RL Stine book that we recently searched for online but were dismayed to find was now out of print – this will be the focus of an upcoming Tomes of the Olden Times feature!
We hope you’ve enjoyed this unusual Lucky Dip – we’d love to hear if any Brisbanites managed to get down to the Bookfest this time around and whether you picked up any gems. Or indeed, if anyone has come across some untapped veins of gold in a second hand bookstore in their own wanderings!
Until next time,
Bruce (and Martha)